5 Feet of Fury

Memo to the clueless, sheltered busybodies at the Simon Wiesenthal Center

It’s funny cuz it’s true.

Exhibit A — not satire this time:

It’s now believed to be the first and only Waffle House in the country to charge customers a 20 percent surcharge on all checks. The extra money is being used to pay for an off-duty police officer to help secure the 24-hour facility, which serves up its fare in one of Atlanta’s high-crime areas.