5 Feet of Fury

Ever-so-helpful Danielle Crittenden helps out in her usual helpful way!

When she’s not getting her husband (the Winner of the Canadian Media Genetic Incest Lottery) fired from the White House, Danielle Crittenden is “helping” him in other ways, like writing articles about how “it is so NOT elitist to be anti-Palin, darn it!”

After all, she writes (at — cough! — the Huffington Post) look at me! I’m not one of the elite!!

Here, dear reader, is her Wikipedia entry:

Danielle Ann Crittenden (born April 20, 1963, Toronto, Canada), a Canadian author and journalist. She is the daughter of Max Crittenden, a former editor with the now-defunct Toronto Telegram, and her mother is magazine writer Yvonne Crittenden. Her stepfather is journalist and former Toronto Sun editor Peter Worthington. She has been critical of the feminist movement and is considered to be a social conservative. Crittenden is the editor of The Women’s Quarterly magazine. She is married to former George W. Bush special assistant and speechwriter David Frum and resides in Washington DC.