5 Feet of Fury

The Stolen Techniques of SLASHER Film HORROR (Frame by Frame)

Yes, not only did Canada invent the school shooting, we also invented the (holiday/telephone) slasher film!

PS: On the topic of Bob Clark, here’s Ilana Mercer. (I loathe A Christmas Story, but whatever…)

“We’re going to be saying Merry Christmas a lot more. And we’re going to have fewer criminal aliens to contend with,” promised President-elect Donald Trump on separate occasions.

Alas, Christmas and a criminal alien coalesced tragically, when Bob Clark, director of “A Christmas Story,” was killed by a drunk illegal alien in 2007. Clark’s son, age 22, also died on that day in April.

Like the director of that enchanting film, the family depicted in “A Christmas Story” is all but dead and buried, too—killed by Uncle Sam, the patron saint of social disorder.