5 Feet of Fury

Gavin McInnes: ‘Virtuous pedophile’ Todd Nickerson is back…

Gavin McInnes writes:

There is a gigantic 6-year-old girl named Stefonknee who was fucked by her adoptive parents and enjoyed it so much she thought she might get pregnant. This is impossible because Stefonknee is a divorced father of seven (I heard him describe the sex act on a podcast, which has since been taken down). If it’s okay to have sex with this man and we also believe he is a 6-year-old girl, what’s to prevent Nickerson and “K” from getting together? Sorry, Todd, you may not be getting a bullet just yet, but taking babysitting jobs doesn’t bode well, so “banished from the village forever” it is, bye!

Also? Does anybody else think this might be, you know, IMPORTANT? (Insert “school to prison pipeline” joke here…)

I haven’t really included blacks in all these cases because that’s a whole other world of sexuality. It seems almost every time I talk to a black person about when they lost their virginity, they laugh and bring up some story about when they were 10, 11, or 12. Comedian Tracy Morgan has a bit about his babysitter blowing him when he was a kid. His friend Sherrod Small told a similar story on my show. On Bobby Kelly’s show, black comedian Chris Cotton told stories of banging his cousin when they were both around 10. It is so common in the black community that throwing them all in prison would mean no black community.

Anyhow, Ezra Levant talks about “Stefonknee” here: