5 Feet of Fury

The Adultery Suicides: My NEW Taki’s column

No idea how “JOOOOOO!!!!”-y the comments will be this week.

Is the Ashley Madison CEO Jewish? Alas, I think the answer might be “yes”…

So out of the tens of millions of men supposedly registered at Ashley Madison, only one, when exposed, lived out (or should that be “died out”…?) the first part of the company’s slogan: “Life is short.”

But what about the second half: “Have an affair”?

Well, even if “one in four American married men were on Ashley Madison,” the number of female members looking for a fling was, er, much lower