(Barely) satire: ‘Straight men to address the gender imbalance in appetite for casual sex by just doing it with each other’

The other DM:

“And the next day my phone sat in blissful silence without a single needy text or call. Not until three days later, in fact, when he texted ‘Want to come round for a curry, FIFA 13 and a shag?’

“I think I’m in love.”