5 Feet of Fury

Your safe word better be French, too: Cuz when you’ve got a woman chained up in your bedroom…

The FIRST thing you do is go out to buy pasta, right, men?

Since this story is out of Montreal, this guy will also be charged with using the word “pasta.”

Also, Crown Prosecutors are super duper smart:

Morin added that the victim was hanging by the head, which is a vulnerable area of the body.