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‘Our Balls, Ourselves’: A reflection on worldwide decline in sperm production

December 10, 2012 By Kathy Shaidle

Jim Goad wants you to show some spunk!

Electromagnetic radiation from wireless technology also reputedly turns sperm into toast. So does smoking and overindulging in alcohol or caffeine. So does obesity—yes, I’m talking to you, all you muffin-topped quasi-males polluting the horizon with your incessantly flopping man-boobs.

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