5 Feet of Fury

‘The St. Louis version is the most popular, so let’s start there’

Begin with a bunch of black people. Anywhere from five to 50.

Find a white person, but an Asian will do. Alone is important. Older is better. Weak and defenseless even more so.

Without warning, punch that person in the face as hard as you can. You win if you score a Knockout.

If not, keep punching until your arms and legs get too tired to continue. Or the person dies.

You can play anywhere, but “vibrant and culturally mixed” South Grand District is probably best.

That is where the victims are: Asians, “gay” people, artists, yuppies – people who won’t fight back.

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Richard Florida, please pick up the VERY white courtesy phone.

I think it’s Robert Putman on the line.

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If Chaim Amalek had his way, no one would know that mobs of black people are attacking and beating and robbing Jews in the New York area.

“Such information can only serve to heighten racial tensions between these two groups,” said Amalek, an alias for New York video blogger Luke Ford. “Let us all look beyond the issue of race (in any event a mere social construct) and instead celebrate our diversity.”

PS: Luke Ford is a known crazy person.

PPS: Maybe “Dr” Ford can explain to us how sickle-cell anemia is also a “social construct.”