Shirley Q. Liquor has a spider in her toilet May 6, 2012 By Kathy Shaidle (Via) More from my siteWhy do half the ‘men’ on the Toronto subway look like the latest batch of mass murders?‘Who’s funnier? White people or black people?’DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!America? You know I love you, right? But you’re really, really fat.