Frankly, I would trust a bible-thumping, Christian, G-d believing, “hillbilly”, “good old boy”, “Redneck”, gun-toting, bacon-eating, beer-drinking southerner with my kids, more than I would EVER, and I mean EVER EVER trust them around ANY secular, emasculated, atheist, video-game addicted, young, single, liberal (virgin), “edgy”, “goth”, vegan men who have their mother’s last name, who seem to universally have single mothers, and in the care of psychologists. The ones who are buried in the basement, never have learned how to be social, and are attached to something electronic all the time instead of partaking in real life.
