You just know some hack wanted to call the thing ‘Happy Endings’, right?

And at every point during development, somebody figured they were the first ones to suggest it?

I can never remember the real names of 99% of new TV shows, because they’re either acronyms I can’t get straight — ten years later, I still call it Law & Order: SUV — or “zany” interchangeable, meaningless sit-com titles.

So I just call this one “Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Too Old For This Part.”