– “What if a penguin is riding the cat? Perhaps in a race?”
– “That would not be acceptable.”
“This is my last correspondence with you before we proceed with legal action.
“I strongly suggest you change the image immediately. Your book does not contain any articles about penguins but many about cats.
“I understand the title suggests a cold environment but there are any number of alternatives to Antarctica such as skiing or being in space.”
(My copy of the book arrived last week. I’ll tell you about it later.)