5 Feet of Fury

Belated MLK Day fun-ness

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Investigators identified the suspects as 14-year-old Zantavia Williams, 14-year-old Ladricka James, 12-year-old Javaris Beard, 13-year-old Alphonso Young, 12-year-old Bria Watkins, 13-year-old Lamiracle Mackey, and 15-year-old Jebria Welch. The teens have been charged with felony battery and disorderly conduct.

Also? The Mayor? He’s beating me.

A bunch of people sent me this:

Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors…

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Adam Carolla also talks about Martin Luther King, Jr., and says that it’s probably for the best that he died before the TMZ culture of today.

PLUS:

After quoting King’s words about Goldwater, the conservative author then goes on to say that an older, wiser King would likely have been ashamed of himself for saying those things.

As I said the other day, conservatives prefer fairy tales to reality.

Right before he got shot, when he was older and presumably wiser, King was focusing on “a more just distribution of income”, etc.

In other words, radical left wing, big government socialism…