This actually stopped happening to me…

when I stopped fraternizing with liberal/leftist/progressive men.

Dear Ms Rebecca Solnit of the LA Times:

Conservative men don’t do this to me. They usually want me to explain something to them, and actually listen when I do so.

And since I’m almost twice as old now as I was when I was a leftist, it isn’t because they’re trying to get into my pants.

They also have good jobs, real shoes and decent hair cuts, for the most part.