5 Feet of Fury

So it has nothing to do with annoying black people talking through the movie?

Good to know!

Why blame the ugly, inconvenient evidence of your senses when there’s an elaborate theory — wholly untethered to reality — just waiting to be concocted by one’s superior white liberal brain?

Oh, wait: most of the commenters seem to be from either Portland and Austin.

And they don’t have black people there.

That explains everything.

UPDATE: possibly related.