The incomparable Scaramouche has rewritten the famous “Chiquita Bananas” jingle:
I am Chiquita banana and I’m here to say
I bow to eco-freaks who say, “Obey!”
I’m such a spineless, brainless little “goil”
That I’ll decry Canucki freedom oil.
PLUS: other parodies over at EthicalOil.org.
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