#BoycottChiquita is really taking off…

The incomparable Scaramouche has rewritten the famous “Chiquita Bananas” jingle:

I am Chiquita banana and I’m here to say
I bow to eco-freaks who say, “Obey!”
I’m such a spineless, brainless little “goil”
That I’ll decry Canucki freedom oil.

There’s more!

PLUS: other parodies over at EthicalOil.org.

You can keep up with the latest boycott news via Twitter:

@BoycottChiquita and @BloodBananas

And Facebook.