5 Feet of Fury

Dear Catholic Church: We’re breaking up. This time I mean it.

It’s not me. It’s you.

UPDATE: “So… Susan Sarandon was right?!”

UPDATE — Charlotte Allen sends in this post by a priest, whose blood is boiling:

If they can give us the “10 commandments for driving”, perhaps more helpful for our near future would have been pointers on, just off the top of my head, how to make a useful bug-out-bag, how to say the rosary with your family, how to barter things with real value, how to form small communities and help each other when the shelves in stores have been stripped bare, good programs for learning Chinese and Arabic, how to make hiding places for priests when the newly established domestic security forces start hunting them down, how serious liturgical abuses really are mortal sins, how to make a perfect act of contrition when dying without a priest during a global pandemic, what sort of silver and gold will be useful when our fake money no longer has redeemable value.

But, no, we get fantasies about the UN regulating a global monetary supply.