Caption contest: ‘What does the fecal strep on Anderson Cooper’s phone have to say?’

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Oh, Anderson Cooper. What is even UP?! Daytime talk shows are incredible, and Anderson is making sure that it is no exception.

Sending your cell phone to some lab to see if it has poop on it? Cool AND informative.

Naturally, this is the first thing I thought of: (NSFW — and yes, I agree that Africans lecturing anybody about sex is ****ed up.)