In fairness to the Slate.com writer, it took me about 7 years of enduring those awful horrible unspeakable “bears who can’t wipe their butts properly” commercials (that need to be stopped once and for all PLEASE) before one day, that just hit me.
PS: thank you for finally pulling the “white Persian kittens tumble down the stairs like Slinkies” commercial. Although I have been permanently traumatized so it is too late to undo the damage.
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