(Space prevented me from including my theory that Greta and Tucker had a drunken one night stand 20 years ago and she’s still pissed, as the explanation for her logic-free attack on him.)
If porn is any indication, black men leave their running shoes on during sex, either because they’re the most valuable things they own or because they think they might need to make a run for it.
Either way, color me uninterested.
More from my site
‘Er, no offense to people being beheaded in the Middle East but, uh, what are you doing there?’ - Same website plotting to shut down my husband’s blog now declares killings in Pakistan ‘a Zionist plot’
- How do they do it?
The Beatles were ‘good-looking boys with great haircuts’ but brought nothing new to music, academics decide