(Space prevented me from including my theory that Greta and Tucker had a drunken one night stand 20 years ago and she’s still pissed, as the explanation for her logic-free attack on him.)
If porn is any indication, black men leave their running shoes on during sex, either because they’re the most valuable things they own or because they think they might need to make a run for it.
Either way, color me uninterested.
