Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, explained that very often a statement can be factually correct until the very moment it comes out of Ken Clarke’s mouth.
“At that point it becomes the sort offensive rubbish typical of fat, out-of-touch, old Tory bastards.”
He added: “However we did also establish that people who use the term ‘feral overclass’ seem unable to understand that just because bankers are shits doesn’t mean the rioters aren’t shits.
“We have therefore devised a simple test which involves asking Mr Carpetright whether he would prefer to pay an extra quarter of a percent interest a month on his overdraft or have his fucking shop burned to the ground.”
