5 Feet of Fury

It’s the 66th annual They Asked For It Day

On this day in 1945, the brainwashed, suicidal pagan cultists who tortured and killed countless Chinese and Americans got nuked.

Just think: if we’d nuked Afghanistan in 2001, right about now they’d be churning out giant monster movies, making cat videos and dressing up in funny outfits, instead of killing us and each other.

But nobody listens to me.