BCF has the latest twist (including “artist’s rendering”!) on the latest twist:
The Historic Society of Swastika Ontario has issued a press release demanding the Federal Government take immediate steps to seize the Kaaba shrine currently located in Mecca, Saudi Arabia.
According to the release the building predates Islam which “means that Mohammed guy stole it anyway”.
A spokesman for the society indicated that a relocation of the Kaaba to the town of Swastika would likely be a boon to the local economy and stressed the organization would let “anybody who wanted have a look at it” and not just “a bunch of foreigner type Mohammedans who put their hands all over it probably ruining the sheen”.
Preservation measures to protect the Kaaba will include ” a good hose down with the Karcher and maybe a coat of stucco”.
