5 Feet of Fury

Journalists: your moral and intellectual superiors!!

Why do you still read newspapers again?

The timing didn’t work out. I was doing a pilot, so I couldn’t do [Top Gear USA].

And I read this article that pissed me off. People said to me 250 times, “Why didn’t you do Top Gear?”

And I told every reporter exactly why I didn’t, and then this article came out that said, “Well, we weren’t expecting from The Car Show since Top Gear decided not to use Adam, so how funny can he be?”

This after I’ve said in 250 separate venues that I couldn’t do it because I was doing a pilot for CBS?

I’m like, “Can’t you [reporters] fucking Google this shit?”