The California Occupational Safety and Health Administration (Cal/OSHA) is having a meeting today to discuss implementing a bunch of regulations for Porn Valley. Many adult entertainment professionals think this spells death for the industry, but we know that porn can survive anything! So here’s a very unsexy look at the future of pornography.
The juiciest parts of the document basically state that there shall be no physical contact without barriers: condoms, dental dams, gloves, face masks, goggles, and plastic covers for every surface (see: the thick plastic shield on the couch in your grandma’s house).
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Of course, some folks will love that — but only a smallish percentage.
