The cops are afraid to say “Really lady? Boy Scouts are playing with science toys at 6 o’clock at night and you’re calling us about it? Why don’t you lighten the fuck up and let us worry about catching real criminals” because they might get sued. So instead, we cater to the .01% of the biggest losers and nutjobs among us, instead of telling them to go piss up a rope like a sane society should.
