5 Feet of Fury

I’m starting to think it’s an inside joke

I’m not the only one who’s noticed that Adam Carolla keeps promising Andy Dick will be appearing with him at The John Lovitz Theatre.

And Dick keeps not showing up.

Which is “funny,” because, well, this.

Can we convince Carolla to dust off the focus pads, train one of them (OK, Dick), then arrange a pay-per-view battle between those two?

You think I’m kidding.