Stick it in a fancy gold frame and surround it with red velvet ropes?
Almost too amazing to be real.
(Bonus knife twisting/fact checking in the comments, where someone helpfully points out that Waylon Jennings is in fact dead.)
RELATED moral and intellectual superiority:
Globe & Mail issues snooty annoucement, that they’re closing comments on one story “because an overwhelming number of readers were making offensive statements about other commenters and/or the individual or individuals mentioned in the story.”
The “individual mentioned” is Canada’s most notorious child killer.
