5 Feet of Fury

Am I the only one surprised that more black kids aren’t named “Dee-En-Ay” — especially after OJ?

Thanks to the loyal 5FF reader who sent this link (and wants to remain anonymous/gainfully employed).

RELATED — (note that this video contains the formula you could conceivably — heh — use to turn your regular birth control pills into “morning after” pills, in case you don’t want to know that):