Must control urge to write most black humored, tasteless post title ever…

“Once proud Canadian Jewish Congress about to expire…”

Now here’s a ****ing nightmare scenario: Fantino, meet Farber!

I feel badly for someone like Farber, probably the brightest Jewish advocacy expert in this country. He has stood up to hatemongers and delivered countless lectures and presentations to spellbound audiences. His talent has been underutilized. It is time for Bernie to become a politician.  For Stephen Harper’s Tories, I could not think of a better star Jewish candidate in the Toronto area than him. Add B’nai Brith Canada executive vice-president Frank  Dimant into the mix as a potential Tory Senator and our community  will really be well served.

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Now who will complain about Canadian towns named “Swastika”? Who will prioritize “Nazi” bathroom grafitti, take credit for my work (after calling me one of the biggest racists in Canada) AND leave “stop picking on Bernie Farber!!” comments at my husband’s blog (all posted from the same very interesting IP address)?

The Canadian Jewish Congress helped make Canada a less free, more bitter place. Thanks for nothing.

But hey, nice smear campaigns you ran against me, dudes. I’m still here, and you’re all washed up.

Now: one down, a thousand other pesky “representatives of the [insert ethnic group here] community” to go.