5 Feet of Fury

Warren Kinsella Has A Newspaper Column And I Don’t: a continuing series

Once again, we’re obliged to wonder: is reincarnation possible if the person’s still alive?

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

I also got one thing spectacularly wrong: I said in The Sun that the Conservatives’ Julian Fantino would win Vaughan “handily” and, um, he sure didn’t.

A lead that had been 10,000-plus votes, two weeks ago, shrank to just a few hundred. The Tories ran a risk-adverse, boy-in-the-bubble campaign, keeping Fantino away from debates, which was a big-o mistake-o. 

(Oh, and there’s, er, the actual reason, too. But I’m not a high priced political consultant, so…)

Flashback:

Warren Kinsella Sends Rossi Plummeting To 4th Place & Single Digits!

Meanwhile, some highlights from Warren Kinsella’s December 5 column: