“If a man thinks he’s Napoleon, do we call him ‘transnational’ or ‘transhistorical’?”
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I hearby declare myself a member of the trans-height-ual community.
You will refer to me as such from now on, or I’ll sue.
(Right after I finish writing that Tony- and Pulitzer-prize winning play about my lonely plight as a tall person trapped in a short person’s body.)
