5 Feet of Fury

College is a waste of time and money. Drop out.

If you’re going to end up a pizza delivery guy anyhow, why not at least be a pizza delivery guy without $200,000 in debt?

And with your dignity intact, since you didn’t have to give any low IQ leftwing teachers ideological blow jobs for three years to get a piece of paper nobody will ever ask to see anyhow.

Joe Queenan writes:

Baby boomers get sick of hearing young people bellyache about the grim jobs situation. They cite studies proving that entitled, self-absorbed Millennials make the worst employees ever. They recall with belligerent pride how they themselves withstood the Arab oil embargo, stagflation, the soaring interest rates of the Carter years. But Baby Boomers conveniently forget that it didn’t set anyone back a year’s salary to go to college in the 1960s and 1970s, and that college graduates back then were not entering a work force filled with other college grads.

When I got my first job in 1973, I was surrounded by high-school dropouts. They weren’t even especially bright high-school dropouts. So it was possible to make a vertical move quickly. Not today, when everybody in the white-collar world has a college degree. Today, even the idiots have college degrees. And the idiots have seniority.