5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Don’t pass the peace pipe!’

America’s angriest columnist is madder than a squaw on the warpath:

I don’t really understand it, but for some reason we have to cough up tons of money to a bunch of Indians after some lawsuit. Remember the good old days when we could buy them off with beads and a couple of muskets? Those days are gone!

I can’t figure out how we can owe them anything. They gave us cigarettes and we gave them booze, so I call it even!

Plus they’ve got all those casinos. They don’t scalp us anymore – they just take our shirts!