I don’t really understand it, but for some reason we have to cough up tons of money to a bunch of Indians after some lawsuit. Remember the good old days when we could buy them off with beads and a couple of muskets? Those days are gone!
I can’t figure out how we can owe them anything. They gave us cigarettes and we gave them booze, so I call it even!
Plus they’ve got all those casinos. They don’t scalp us anymore – they just take our shirts!