5 Feet of Fury

Happy Altamont Day!

I prefer to remember December 6 as the anniversary of Altamont, long considered The Official End of the Sixties, the Anti-Woodstock, or as I like to think of it, “one down, 20,000,000+ to go.”

As we await that glorious day when the last damn hippie finally dies, let’s pause to remember the beginning of the end.

Come on, Rick. Bring back Boomer Death Watch and give us all something to live for!

PS: why not buy the t-shirt? I have two in case something happens to one.

It would be even funnier with fake blood stains, but yeah, that’s probably just me.