America’s angriest columnist is angry:
Today I saw on the computer machine that it’s illegal for Frenchwomen to wear pants in public! I guess that’s where that rhyme came from: “I see Paris, I see France, I see ladies underpants”!
I thought at first this had something to do with all the crazy A-rabs who live in France now and are always setting cars on fire and stuff. Everybody knows they want all ladies to wear garbage bags.