5 Feet of Fury

How’s about: ‘I sometimes wish we’d picked our own cotton’?

Oh wait: here’s an apology for slavery I can get behind!

PS: inconvenient African guy reacts:

Sometimes I wish our forefathers were all sold into slavery (…) in my opinion i see the 500 years old inhumane act perpetuated by the then rulers and their colonial counterpart as a blessing in disguise…