5 Feet of Fury

Have a conservative Christmas or Chanukah! (But not Kwanzaa, cuz it’s crap)

Welcome to the FiveFeetOfFury Holiday Store, for all your rightwing gift giving needs!

* Check out Gadsden and Culpeper: The Official “Don’t Tread on Me” Outfitters.

This store was launched by two lifelong friends right after September 11.

They ship to military addresses — and shipping is free on all orders $100+, no matter where in the U.S. you live.

* Of course, Amazon.com has its Christmas Corner all decked out already, with ornaments, trees, lights, instant gift certificates and pretty much everything you can think of.

And you can buy all your toys and gifts there, too, obviously!

Don’t forget magazine subscriptions — lots of people have let theirs lapse lately.

Here’s the link for Canadian readers:

* OK, this may be tacky but:

You could always join the Conservative Book Club and give the 3 books you get for $1 each to your friends!

* It’s like Netflix for books! GIVE a $50 BookSwim Gift Membership and GET a FREE $50 Restaurant.com bonus gift card!

* Speaking of books, visit Audible.com talking books and click on the “Buy & Redeem Gifts link” on the upper right hand corner of the page. Family and friends who complain about not having time to read will appreciate being able to download the latest bestsellers and classic favorites.