Choke on this, muzzie mo-fos; or: Rosie O’Donnell, amateur metalurgist, could not be reached for comment

A ship you could never design or build, made from the buildings you could never have built.

May it kill many. Alas, it probably won’t be allowed to.

Since one of the planes didn’t fly into the UN buildings (alas), this is the best we can hope for.