5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger: ‘Stick a peanut in it, Carter!’

America’s angriest columnist is angry:

His economy was so crappy they had to come up with a whole new name for it: “stagflation.” We had no gasoline. He let the A-rabs kidnap Americans and did nothing about it.  And he didn’t lift a finger to ban bell-bottoms, disco music, green fridges and shag carpeting.

So go stick your Nobel Prize where the nuts don’t grow, Jimmy Boy!