5 Feet of Fury

Ed Anger says, ‘Good riddance, evening news!’

America’s angriest columnist slams Katie “Lambchop” Couric:

We all know why nobody watches CBS evening news: Katie Couric is no Walter Cronkite (not that he was anything more than a Communist agent himself – you can look it up.)

I think the doctors left something up her butt when they did that colonoscopy show a few years back, cuz Katie always looks pretty uncomfortable doing that big job. I keep expecting her to try to sell me some Girl Scout Cookies…