5 Feet of Fury

Women don’t make as much as men because they are lazy and stupid

Most women really don’t want to work. Their jobs involve shoving useless pieces of paper from one cubicle to the next, so who can blame them? It’s not like we’re all Madame Currie or something.

Most women fantasize of meeting Prince Charming and never having to work again. This shows up in their job performance. They try to spend as much time as possible throwing and planning going away parties and birthday parties for their co-workers, so they can enjoy (another) couple of hours away from their dreaded desks.

The UK’s Penny Vincenzi speaks very slowly for the idiots in denial.