5 Feet of Fury

Toronto: where 150 languages are spoken but authorities don’t understand “Mohammed”

Wendy’s experience will no doubt be reposted when Toronto finally does have a Muslim terrorist attack on the subway:

It will all be our fault because we are “racists,” and the pathetic foreign-born “authorities” won’t understand us English-speaking people when we go to complain.

Of course, a Muslim who claims he’s a convert to Christianity (cough!) in the comments insists there’s nothing to see here, move along and we’re all a bunch of — you guessed it — RACISTS!

But: just think of all the great restaurants!!