5 Feet of Fury

Funniest take on faux-con Rush vs Frum saga yet

Congratulations to Kyle Smith, who deserves some kind of award that, alas, doesn’t exist. I’m jealous:

“It breaks my heart to see what my party has become – jingoistic, hysterical, intolerant. Also, Ann Coulter should be gagged with my sweaty undershorts.”

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Like all conservatives, I believe in sticking to the original intent of the framers of the Constitution, and that intent was to guarantee a nationwide right to gay marriage and unlimited abortion by using secretly embedded code words that no one would correctly interpret for 200 years. Think “The Da Vinci Code.”