America’s angriest right wing columnist rants:
This all started when they put Paul Lynde in the center square.
Ever since then, those gay libbers kept squeezing more K-Y onto the slippery slope, and America is going to hell in a fruit basket.
Soon our kids will be reciting the Pledge of Gay-legiance in school!
Call me a “homoglobin” if you will.
But when they carve Cher’s face onto Mount Rushmore, don’t say I didn’t warn you!