Ed Anger: “Say no to same-sex in-laws!”

America’s angriest right wing columnist rants:

This all started when they put Paul Lynde in the center square.

Ever since then, those gay libbers kept squeezing more K-Y onto the slippery slope, and America is going to hell in a fruit basket.

Soon our kids will be reciting the Pledge of Gay-legiance in school!

Call me a “homoglobin” if you will.

But when they carve Cher’s face onto Mount Rushmore, don’t say I didn’t warn you!