5 Feet of Fury

Now if they’d pick up the NYT, that would be poetic justic

“Weekly World News in talks to buy the Trib”:

Zell stated, “Alien investors are not constrained by time-space horizons and so they view debt in a totally different way than we might view it on Earth. Even with all the doom and gloom on this planet these guys still think Earth is a viable market and they like our properties.

“These guys may be different than you and me but they are pretty sharp. They told me that they’re looking at all kinds of distressed opportunities right now. The only thing they won’t touch is Dubai since it’s overblown and they don’t agree with the regulations involving human social interaction there.”