5 Feet of Fury

Dear Luftwaffe: come back, all is forgiven

“Van Helsing” reports:

Caerphilly council in South Wales have officially declared the word “British” to be offensive. Also forbidden are the terms “half caste” and “negro,” on the advice of Ron Davies, who was a Labour cabinet minister prior to what he called a “moment of madness,” during which he was robbed after meeting another degenerate at a well-known homosexual hangout.

Now that would be a good prank call: phoning Luftwaffe headquarters from England and saying, “Come back — you missed some spots!”